my second birthday at swinging richards...

haha. why is it that girls (sometimes) have all the fun? more on that later.

so it's a few days before my birthday and leah was in town so we went out to dinner, then i promised to take her to her first gay bar. then... her cousin adrian was with us... we started talking about swinging richards. she said i must take leah.

then leah screwed up. she told me her boyfriend said no.

ha.

so, as i pulled into the parking lot... haha. i warned leah about the strong drinks but it was alright since we were only having one. i won last week at family feud at blake's and had to go back to defend my title -- we lost.

but anyway, back to richards... at the time we walked in, all the horses -ahem- were on the stage. wow. leah was floored. haha. so was i.

so, we wandered to the opposite side of the stage, she with her crown and coke and me with my budweiser and found a table. front and center. i made her sit in front.

slyly, i asked her to pick out her favorite (i had a plan for later). she did, which so happended to be my favorite, too. guess we have good taste. also, i had cash on the table, which i kept giving her to stuff in their bands... i didn't tell her to hold a conversation with this guy.

anyway, i told him -- oh, yeah... i tipped too. -- that i needed a dance for my sister. anything for her, he said.

and what a dance it was. we had to move to the back of the room - some new rule i guess. so, leah plops onto a bar stool, he stands in front and i move over to the side. we talk until the end of the song... he wants to dance to another one and the full length, he said.

i understand now why we went to the back of the room.

i gave leah her space but snuck a peak from time-to-time, especially when i saw the tails of her blouse being bounced up by his... he was erect! that never happens to me! and it was my birthday.

again! this year.

oh well. she had fun and so did i.

and her boyfriend can kiss my ass.