weird dreams...

alright, if i have to be awakened by them, why not allow you to experience them, too?

first, i have to give michelle credit for dreaming about me. it happens to all of you from time-to-time, i'm certain, but it was she who dreamt about me last.

apparently, i was drinking in a bar when i left, was pulled over and subsequently arrested for d.u.i. for some reason -- maybe he was gay -- the cop allowed me to choose where i'd go to jail. i chose henry county, where michelle lives, because christine was there and i knew she'd bail me out. (which she did later in the dream.)

however, anyone who knows me should understand that i'd certainly not choose south atlanta to be jailed; i'd much rather be incarcerated in cobb county where, if they look anything like the baseball players there, the criminals must be good looking.

so... christine has bailed me out and we head back to michelle's where we --- drum roll --- keep drinking.

some how i believe that could really happen.

now to my weird ass dream from last night. don't try to follow the names: most of you don't know these people and just will get lost.

the first part of the dream involved my nannie, my dad's mom. i can't remember exactly what we were doing but i believe we were cooking at her house. then, i go to my aunt joyce's house (my dad's sister) and am in her kitchen but not cooking.

i remember opening the refrigerator at aunt joyce's. not sure why. that's when tiffany, a neighborhood girl and friend of the family who has spina-bifida (sp), came in. or rather out. of course, she's confined to a wheelchair so i had to help my aunt marie (my nannie's sister) get tiffany into the car.

i then folded her wheelchair and put it in the back of the suv-like vehicle they were in.

this is where it gets weirder: i then found a pack of pictures in my room (i used to live with my nannie). it was from a 'photo-shoot' that i did with leslee and her high school boyfriend, kyle, also a friend of mine. ( i did take some awesome pictures of the two of them but none like...)

i was out by the pond behind aunt joyce's house looking at the pics when i realized many were of kyle naked. then leslee naked. and me, yeah, nekkid! they were really good, though. and tasteful. not porn, just pure human form nakedness.

some were just normal pictures but as luck would have it, alex walked up as i got to a picture of kyle and called me out as being gay.

then i woke up.