i have to mail christmas gifts...

if i don't have your address, you have to wait til april. that's it.

ha. actually, for those of you who i've bought for, i have your address. but, i still need some. get 'em to me.

i'm up early - 9:30 this morning for a bar meeting. i don't go to work until 1:30. thought about getting off the ship but we have to tender in at this port so it'd be kinda pointless. i'll wait until tomorrow. i don't have to work until 9:30.

apparently james is, in fact, alive. at least some person with a voice like his called me and left a message.

tom called, too. from the roof in piney point. he was freezing, he said. obviously the roof is the only place where he gets reception. he's bartending. volunteered to teach how to open a bottle of wine/champagne. he has a week and a half left.

i'm bored.

does santa come to ships?

we had country night last night in the crew bar. reminded me of hoe down's. made me miss it. and the hot people there, too. speaking of which, i heard that a certain someone has lost a bit of weight and someone was kissing my cowboy. i hear things. even here. oh well.

you know what i miss? the amorettes. i'd love to see mary and her dildo right now. haha. random, i know. but she's so freakin' hilarious.

merry christmas. yeah, it's 80 degrees outside but so what?

i have a plan up my sleeve. i'm evil.

i was propositioned by a guest last night. was quite funny.

i'm looking for some glasses again. i wore a pair a friend had. i liked them as did everyone else. a straight guy -- a very good-looking straight guy -- told me when i walked in the bar that if he were gay, he'd &@*! me. i told him, no. if he were gay, i'd &@*! him. ha. haha. hahahaha.

whoa. i have so many random thoughts. i'm crazy. no, i'm bored.

i wonder what i'm gonna do when i get home. i have no vehicle. maybe get a rent-a-car for the month. if i decide to come back, which is likely. where am i going to visit?

hmmm... which way did he go, george? which way did he go?

do you know that i am wasting ten cents a minute typing this random shit?

it's fun, though.

yeah.

wonder what's on t.v.?

are you really still reading this?

you have no life. get off the computer! ha. haha. hahahahah.