happy birthday, jamie.

i think jamie is a little too fascinated with vanna white and is a bit confused that the girl beside him really is not a drag queen!

jamie... you cannot have those for your birthday, even if you do yell 'big money.'

happy birthday to you, though, you old slut. how old are you now, like thirty or so?

hope your birthday brings you lots of presents even if you have to lay on your back to open them! haha.

get your ass back to atlanta, soon. mrs. martin is waitin'.