Wednesday, October 19, 2005

like sand throught the hour glass...

... so are the days of our lives. (let me state here: i stole that from days of our lives. i dont' watch it. i had to ask wendell for it.) here we go, again.

seems anonymous... they're everywhere... is at it, again. in addition to this being my personal journal, it's turning into quite the soap opera. it's actually rather comical. many times i'd write stuff, knowing my out-of-town friends weren't up-to-date on the goings-on in my life. it was honestly just a substitute for a phone call.

however, now it has become an addictive logging-on session. what's this fool going to say next. for example, in the latest post, the blogger states that we're not in the begining but in the third inning, referring to a baseball game. what the hell does that mean?

the relevance of three in baseball only pertains to the number of bases (home is a plate, not a base) and strikes. and, i guess, there are three outfielders. but the third inning? no one gives a shit about it. it's only relevance is that it seperates the second and fourth.

i could understand the idiot saying the seventh... seventh inning stretch... or the ninth... the end of the game. but, the third?

then, after several postings from close friends, reverend anonymous, as he's been nicknamed, suggests i be knighted yet ponders whether that's feminine. at this point... although i've had a couple beers... i cannot think of any other female saint than mother teresa. i'm more than certain there are more males... thus being more masculine... than female.

thanks, reverend. when i was younger and atttended church, many of the older members would tap their watches so that our pastor would realize he was pushing... or heaven forbid... gone after twelve.

i'm not tapping my watch. keep up the good work, as leslee says. you're quite the entertainer. but, you're still a fucking coward.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are way too funny. It's really bothering you that you don't know who I am, isn't it? Just remember that God is always watching you in all that you do, no matter what the "inning" is. And, BTW, at least I don't have a vulgar, filthy mouth, but I suppose that comes as a result of your frustration in now knowing. So, is ignorance truly bliss????

Anonymous said...

How many "bastard" kids did you say your "friend" had?

Anonymous said...

I want to find out exactly what would cause someone to say something like that about a "friend" Perhaps Jen and Les can fill us in....

Anonymous said...

Anon, I’m not up on this. Is this the friend who’s kid I heard died 3 weeks ago in a horrific traffic accident? Before I get upset please clarify.

one t said...

i'm not certain as to which friend you're referring to. i can be certain, however, that none of my friends have bastard children.

you do know what a bastard child is, don't you?

one t said...

i am not sure what traffic accident you're speaking of. i'm not aware of any children dying in such a way.

a baby did die but it suffocated at day care.

i'd hope that this fool is not heartless enough to reference that. then again, it couldn't be because the parents were and are still happily married.

one t said...

what is the something like that you're talking about?

Anonymous said...

What exactly is it that you would like for me to fill you in on? I have no clue what bastard children you or your anonymous friend are speaking of. Your drama queen (and I mean that whether you are male or female) interpretations of things that people say it getting old. Maybe Mat's right, maybe you just don't know what the word bastard means.